Even Bulgaria Thinks You're A Douche

As the W disapproval rating reaches new highs (or lows), tales of his douche-dom have reached the far ends of the earth, as this video displays. When you get the Heisman from someone whose country can't make a decent pair of jeans yet, you know you're having a rough career.

Busting out the high school metaphor, America's popularity level was at one point on par with the head cheerleader who pulls the train in the bathroom on prom night. Now, it's basically fallen to the level of the kid who founds the Geology Club and reserves the library to play Dungeons and Dragons at lunchtime.

Remember a time when America was pretty cool? Me neither.