Time to throw the final spade (*pun intended*) o' dirt on a coupla weak GOP gimmicks. So this is where we say goodbye to "Joe Six-Pack" -- apparently the "Hockey Mom" didn't realize that a union between her and "Joe Six-Pack" results in a "Domestic Violence on 'Cops' Family" ... even in the great country of Africa.
And we also bid adieu to Joe the Plumber -- the deadbeat, not-really-a-plumber, tax-dodging, guy-from-"The Shield"-looking Republican shill. He supposedly represented the American middle class ... except for the small issue that most of the people I know do pay their taxes, are who they say they are and have an idea of most of the issues that affect us. But hey, good luck with that country music career; methinks you'll be back to snaking trailer-park toilets for Boone's Farm money in no time.
Don't worry, guys ... there's a home for you in Obama's world as well. After all, plumbing issues and six-packs are often related, are they not?
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