After eight years in a sinking boat
An entire nation energized to vote
An economy that's a stinking mess
Taxes only for those making less
I believe in change that's more than a copied quote
The final table is set for the World Series of Poker
I noticed Doyle Brunson looks a lot like Larry Coker
The field has been narrowed to just nine
After nearly 7,000 started off in line
Most of those didn't know a jack from a joker
Isaiah Thomas is back at it once again
He's the NBA version of Jones, Pacman
He tries to overdose on pills with a shiver
Then sells his daughter straight down the river
Everyone but Red Lobster has given this dildo a lifetime ban
Back in the news is that caricature, Joe the Plumber
After Sarah Palin got his vote in exchange for a hummer
Now he's got a deal to become a country singer
His five minutes of fame has become quite a hum-dinger
The GOP has latched on to yet another fraud, what a bummer
Samurai Mike is not one to suffer a clown
Determined to bring a winner to San Francisco town
He became my new favorite coach with a boom
By sending an underachieving tight end to the locker room
Click, clack, Vernon Davis; that's your career ticking down
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