So Michael Troy Lewis was sentenced to 23 years in prison yesterday. If you don't remember him, he's the one who sexually assaulted three Tar Heels football players, with the help of a couple of freaky-looking big girls (*fill in your own UNC gay joke here*).
I'm sure there is much more to the story that has been covered up by Chapel Hill police (see Ford, Phil and Hansborough, Will), but the rumor is that UNC's coach will visit Lewis in prison … and become his Butch.
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That is some funny shit I don't care who you pull for. That being said Tuck the Farholes!!!!!!
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