They finished the season with a collective limp
But they hailed Butch as A-No. 1 pimp
UNC is fruiter than a Christmas cake bakin’
All Tar Heels completely love Clay Aiken
But now their football players dress up like the gimp?
The Big Tuna takes over the Dolphins for a bit
A more-than-curious move, from where I sit
He’s 66 and fatter than Santa Claus
Complete asshole and that gives me pause
But what the hay—nothing else is working worth a shit
The Wolverines searched for a new coach far and wide
As their athletic director waited for high tide
Ponied up a boatload of cash to steal a West Virginian hillbilly
All their talk about class just winds up sounding silly
Bo Schembechler just rolled over in his grave and cried
16-year-old preggers pop tart with no baby daddy
Will she end up like Britney, just another fatty?
Jamie Lynn received a $500 gift basket
As Mama Spears nearly blew a gasket
Time to pack up the trailer and move to Cincinnati
The time of year when people fight over a doll
And bagels are off limits, even at the mall
Airing of grievances may make you weepy
The feats of strength can be a little creepy
But still and yet, I wish a merry Festivus to one and all
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3 comments:
Am I the only one who don't understand "the meaning of Christmas"?
Isn't it time to spread love to all that're family to us?
I hear everyone's stressed about money and the day
Presents, Gifts, and all makes it kinda ghey
The lack of the "Christmas Spirit" is somewhat contagious
Merry Christmas to Scooter & Hum
I wish you lots of Coke & rum
You have a awesome blog
Check every morning and laugh whole hog
I'm sure 2008 will have even more laughs to come
I agree with the wise Mr. Zhao
People so pissed and I wonder how
Cutting each other off with a bird
While on their way to the mall with the herd
They X-mas shop with that attitude, I don't know how
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