Friday, January 04, 2008

Limerick Friday LXVII: It’s Not Officially A New Year Until …



Happy New Year to one and all at this date
Looking forward to a peaceful, happy 2008
Full of happy times and trips to amazing places
Of plenty of welcome changes and familiar faces
A resolution for us all should be to decrease the hate

Britney incoherent thanks to alcohol and drugs
Put her in a rubber room until she loses her buzz
Crazier than a shithouse rat
Trashy and stupid on top of that
A day without a Spears breakdown is a day that never was

One year and one win for the Cam
Gets you riding out of town on a tram
Could say that you got a raw deal
With injuries and a bad twist of fate’s wheel
Good guy, but you can’t coach worth a damn

The Iowa caucus provided some interesting results
Obama in first, and Mike Huckabee leads the dolts
The Republicans putting their faith in another hypocrite
His commercials feature a Huckabee-Chuck Norris skit
But third place for Hillary shows her campaign needs some jolts

More upstanding discipline from those fraudulent Buckeyes
Two players suspended prior to the game for the prize
One a starter and one a backup with drugs in his locker
But the starter was reinstated -- what a shocker!
Another example of OSU skirting the rules with lies

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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

A window cleaner falls 47 floors
More than 500 feet thru the air he soars
"Dios mio!" he yelled as he fell
Yet he woke up in an alley instead of hell
Too amazing that he made it, now he's back to eating fajitas and Coors

http://gothamist.com/2008/01/04/mans_47floor_fa.php