Limerick Friday LXVIII: Time For The Democrats To Climb That Mountain

Bill Richardson has decided to step aside
Joins Christopher Dodd, swept away by the tide
We’re left with Hillary, Edwards and Barack
Obviously, none of the three is a nomination lock
Either stand up for something or drop out and hide

A depleted Wolfpack makes the trek to Chapel Hill
Losing at the Nose Dome is a hard-to-swallow pill
Four on eight is a pretty tough way to play
Will be tough to stay close, I have to say
Even if the Pack triple-teams Psycho T’s will

Britney wheeled away because she got too high
Funny or sad, don’t know whether to laugh or cry
They’re saying now that maybe she’s bipolar
As a way to explain her life’s coaster-roller
This isn’t what we meant when we hoped she was bi

Another title for the resilient Tigers of LSU
Cries of joy and celebration all across the bayou
Ohio State was exposed as a fraud once again
Representing the running joke that is the Big 10
Hope next year BCS voters have a better clue

The first person to stand on Mount Everest’s top
At 88, your climb to the heights reached a stop
RIP to Sir Edmund Hillary, who saw all the sights
When you’ve already reached such heights
Maybe heaven can’t be much more than a hop

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