The Miami Dolphins are all set to introduce Tony Sparano as their new head coach later today. Hopefully his first orders of business will be to feed Ted Ginn Jr. to the fishes, garrotte Jason Allen and have new defensive coordinator "Big Pussy" put a horse head in Cam Cameron's bed. Although, he's going to have to clean up his language some in his press conferences, that's for sure ...
Good luck, Mr. Sparano. I hope you brought Carmela, A.J., Meadow, Paulie Walnuts and Christopher Moltisanti with you ... because you're going to need all the help you can get.
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