Couldn’t stop it, try as I might
Knew it was a battle I couldn’t fight
Feared the day Carell left the show
Now where does “The Office” go?
Maybe Dunder-Mifflin to be run by Dwight
Could this be the end of Roger?
They’re labeling him an old codger
But his demise has been predicted for years
Yet he still wins titles in tears
Don’t rule out a comeback for this artful dodger
Turns out Canadians are the same
Their cops beat the peaceful like a game
They’re as corrupt as the U.S. oil biz
He who protests will get his
The G20 interrupted—who’s to blame?
NBA free agency makes us all dumber
The league itself is a bit of a bummer
The top players had a summit
As NBA ratings did plummet
Favre: “You’re supposed to pay attention to me this summer!”
Jeezus struck by lightning, oh-my-oh!
Good heavens, don’t I know!
A six-story statue in rubble
Guess it needed a protective bubble
Why is irony always found in Ohio?
Last time …
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