Friday, June 25, 2010

Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXIII: No Apologies For BP, Plus The Greatest Tennis Match Ever Is Like Energizer Bunny


The wildlife death tally does rise
As fast as the number of BP lies
The right would rather BP defend
Will the spill ever come to an end?
Somewhere, Mother Earth softly cries

Graeme McDowell, well-played, sir
Phil, Ernie, Tigger couldn’t make a stir
Par was good there at Pebble
The Open course played like a devil
Guinnesses were raised o’er Ireland, sure

McChrystal ran things in Afghanistan
Then earned himself a shitcan
Involved in the Tillman coverup
Then didn’t know when to shut up
Anyone know how this war should be ran?

Bad calls made us all fret
Missed shots on an open net
Up until the final minute
When Donovan finally did win it
USA won their group? You bet

An 11-hour match I did root
Between Isner and a Frog, Mahut
Because of darkness delays
It extended over three days
Played so long I wanted to boot

Last time

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