Friday, July 16, 2010
Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXVI: Show Us Don’t Tell Us, BP, Plus John Daly Brings Hooters To Scotland
A cap that finally works?
Anyone trust those BP jerks?
I won’t hold my breath
As the Gulf suffers oily death
Now will we end oil-lobby perks?
RIP to Steinbrenner at last
Though he was lacking in class
And many men did he buy and sell
Set the standard for owning well
“Seinfeld’s” parodies of him were a gas
Another round added to the Big Dance
More money into the NCAA’s pants
“March Madness” is becoming fake
Not sure how much more I can take
Of mind-numbing “poetry” from Jim Nance
Oil comes down to dollars and cents
Tired of mistakes that are immense
Will we finally learn our lesson
And stop all the second-guessin’
Alternative energy only makes sense
British Open is now underway
A beautiful course on display
Yet with the wind down
63s and 65s abound
Methinks St. Andrews will have the last say
Last time …
... And an extra about BP that can make things dusty in here …
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