Friday, July 09, 2010

Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXV: Beck U. Offers Mental Midgetry As A Major And Racial Ignorance As A Minor, Plus LBJ Jumps The Shark


Another conservative racist starts a U.
Guess separation of church and school ain’t true
A mascot for the college of paranoia?
An elephant, Jesus or Palin, oh boy-a
Beck University trades fear for cash from you

Another birthday, another crime for Vick
Another shooting surrounding this stupid prick
Someone just shoot him, you know?
Or feed him to the jaws of Cujo
Hope the NFL ends this bitch’s schtick

Mel Gibson is quite a prize
A piece of shit, anyone could surmise
We knew he was a racist, alcoholic coot
Now he’s a mysoginist to boot
Can anyone really feign surprise?

Russian spies sound sexy, and how
But what are they spying on? Wow
Did we forget to let them know
The Cold War ended 20 years ago?
Dude, we have our own vodka now

The free agency circus of King James
Surrounds himself with thug no-names
With ESPN he’s in cahoots
Most couldn’t give two toots
An hour-long special by a buncha lames

Last time …

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