Friday, July 30, 2010

Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXVIII: Betty’s Turned The Tables On Dandy Don, Plus Mo Clarett And Lane Kiffin Deserve Each Other


“Mad Men’s” return did resound
Don’s confidence nowhere to be found
Can no longer just create and yell
Now he has to actually sell
No Betty, so pays a ho to slap him around

The story of Clarett is sad, alas
Ohio State covered for this jackass
From shoulder pads to prison blue
OSU to jail and back to OSU
Will he get his “Goose on” in class?

Another conservative racist attackin’
So the FDA sends Sherrod packin’
This GOP racist knob
Costs a pioneer her job
The White House’s response was lackin’

Fantasy draft is just around the bend
Don’t know where to start, much less end
Pick right in the middle
No ideas, not even a little
Might close my eyes, click and send

Was shitcanned by Al Davis? OK
Went to Tennessee for a week and a day
Brought Vols fans outta lethargy
Then they burned him in effigy
USC on probation, now he’s sued? Oy vey

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