Thursday, July 29, 2010

This Happened, Paper Towel-Style: The Janitor Responds


So a while back, I clued you in on some of the disturbing bathroom shenanigans that have been going on in the building where I work. Well, after the paper towel perpetrator elected to offer up a half-assed excuse for why he justifies throwing dirty paper on the floor of a bathroom, there was silence for a while.

Until now.


Yes, the janitor has found his voice. I can’t decipher it all without a decoder ring, but I think he basically told Douchey Litter Guy that throwing paper towels on the floor is “childish.”

As a statement about true “childish”-ness, this was apparently Douchey Litter Guy’s response.


See, this is what happens when a black janitor and a white, Republican WASP insurance jackass square off over bathroom litter …

VH1, are you listening?

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