Heels optimism has been doused
Suddenly, UNC quiet as a churchmouse
NCAA investigators abound
Cheater Hill is the dirtiest around
Butch: Buy U The Car & House
More headlines to the media Palin gave
Misspoke, hoped Shakespeare would save
She’s a disgraced, ‘tarded bird
“Refudiate” just ain’t a word
And the Bard just rolled over in his grave
He evoked 9-11 in sports, good god
His comments stunk of spoiled cod
Became a star and forgot his fam
Now a Twin Towers comparison, damn
Dwyane Wade is just another NBA fraud
Now lying Saban is agent-hatin’
As Fins fans are his apology waitin’
And as his ex-program LSU limps
He calls player chasers “pimps”
Irony, thy name is Prick Satan
Ube’s first trip on an airplane
In-laws tested my ability to stay sane
A Louisiana trip takes many a mile
Worth it to see great-grandmas smile
Abita Brewery helped numb the pain
Last time …
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