A fat coach who swills butter by the cup
But the Fins showed the Jets wassup
They thought they had a Mexican Namath
But now he’s the one that they blameth
Your ass got swept, now shut the fuck up
A tip of the cap to the Yanks, I guess
You bought another Series, god bless
At least it was over the Phils
But to me baseball has no thrills
I guess that’s because of my Mets’ mess
The wait for her was long, heaven knows
She has Kristin’s mouth and my nose
Got wise advice of some import
“The nights are long, but the years short”
But oh what a gift has been Lola Rose
Some modest conservative gains
Ousted some Democrats from their reigns
Less of a young voter turnout
Meant a bit of a Republican turnabout
But most see it’s still a party of bitching and pains
It’s one thing to deliver a late hit
It’s another to gouge out an eye from its pit
He’s quite a player after the ball hikes
But there’s no one dirtier than Brandon Spikes
Better watch your back next game, you piece of shit
Last time …
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