I ask of the Pooh of Tao
Many questions as to just how
To raise a sweet little girl
To extract from the oyster a pearl
I think the key will be “Serenity Now”
Around pills are his chicken fingers curled
Clueless even after the joke unfurled
He got punk’d by obvious satire
As he fed his monster truck-sized spare tire
Any doubt that Rush is the worst person in the world?
As a company, it’s a bit fly by night
On customer service, they’re quite light
They don’t deliver what they say
So avoid them every day
NamelyNewborns.com is a joke of a site
Braves fans are all hillbillies
But my hatred is saved for the Phillies
Or maybe it’s the Yankees
Should be a real stank Series
Baseball is obsolete, you sillies
Once looked like the lost member of Wham!
Had more highlights than Jean-Claude van Damme
Now we are seeing the reason
Took crystal meth during tennis season
And trailer-trash Agassi still won a Grand Slam
Last time …
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