At Kansas, dieting doesn’t pay
And abusing your players ain’t OK
Mangino’s career filled with sorrow
But he’ll gladly pay you tomorrow
For a hamburger or three today
Cheating is rampant in the ACC
Worst call ever was plain to see
The officiating is both blind and deaf
But no punishment for the ref?
Stick it up Swofford’s ass with that “apology”
Thanks to Belicheat’s epic choke
Knocking off Indy went up in smoke
His ego has taken a beating
He should just stick to cheating
Best coach ever? What a joke
She’s dumber than a box of dirt
But she looks good in a skirt
Now she’s trying to write a book
Luckily, the country she didn’t rook
Thank god it’s only her party she’s hurt
He was the master of the Wildcat
Now he’ll yield to the Wild-Pat
Ronnie Brown, sorry to lose you
Quite a season you were having, ‘tis true
But Ricky’s still a badass -- believe that
A grumpy old man with his own team
He loves the Titans and denture cream
But he flipped off the Bills
Because he didn’t take his pills
Bud Adams won’t miss a quarter-mil, it don’t seem
Last time …
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