#1
Last week’s sitcom line of the week comes courtesy of “Modern Family,” when Ed O’Neill’s character is asked about a home improvement project involving putting in shelves with his gay son: “That was my Vietnam. And I was in Vietnam.”
#2
Cop speeds over 100 miles an hour. Cop decides this is a good time to start texting. Cop predictably crashes. Cop kills sisters. Cop files for worker’s compensation.
“This man has no shame. He has no shame when he recanted his plea of guilty. He has no shame when he insisted on the stand that he was not responsible for this crash. And he has no shame when he files for worker’s compensation benefits,” said the prosecutor.
That about sums it up.
#3
So where did Chewbacca really come from? Did George Lucas steal him? A fascinating read for your inner (or outer) “Star Wars” geek.
#4
Great shows are dying off left and right, but “Cougartown” is still on the air? Seriously?
#5
All summer, I was forced to watch “Wipeout” and “Big Brother.” Now I don’t have enough time to watch all the good TV shows that are back on the air. But as long as I can keep up with “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia,” I’m good.
#6
Looks like BP took Shell’s old-school ad campaign about petroleum salad a little too literally …
#7
I have no choice but to believe Erin Andrews inspired this Barbie.
#8
So, Christine O’Donnell is either a witch, a Puritan, a Palin-bot … or all of the above. Check out this article by Carol Hartsell that shows you the new face of the Tea Party. It will make you laugh and cry.
#9
Tom Brady on the Patsies loss to the Jets: “We couldn't do anything in the second half. We had a hard time gaining yards there. We couldn't do anything on third down. We couldn't get anything on first or second down. We couldn't run it. We couldn't throw it. We just sucked.”
Dear Tom Brady, if you’re going to steal a postgame speech, you can pick a better one than Jim Mora’s epic “diddly-poo” rant.
#10
Our receptionist has moved from playing online solitaire to backgammon. This was the next logical step in her career path progression.
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