Braylon Edwards DUI? Wow
Already on probation? Take a bow
The Jests take another on the chin
With his bearded, homeless grin
Can we call him the Uno (Siete) Bomber now?
Reid’s seat just got far from chilly
Starting Vick so soon is pretty silly
Trade McNabb in favor of a felon?
Who’s buyin’ what it is you’re sellin’?
The beginning of Reid’s end in Philly
“A Pledge to America”? Pretty funny
It’s bees giving other bees honey
Republicans are on the ledge
So how about this little pledge:
Shut the fuck up and go count your money
To Hotlanta the Pack does go
In search of going 4-0
With the cut-blocking Jackets on the plate
Markus Kuhn won’t play for State
Tech’s always a formidable foe
Don is now ringing Faye’s bell
‘Til Sally ran away and then fell
So mugging makes Joan horny
Banging Roger on a dumpster was porn-y
To Miss Blankenship we say farewell
Last time …
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