To Cincy, Pack laid the wood
D played as well as they could
Work needed on how to finish
But the win it doesn’t diminish
But 3-0 sounds pretty damn good
The Dolphins won out in a squeaker
The Vikings went out meeker
The Bears stole one from the Lions
‘Bout that, I ain’t lyin’s
Hey Jets, how’s the taste of that sneaker?
The Tea Party stealing races
Thanks to its lies and its racists
Closed-minded and raging mad
About economy and oil spills they’re glad
Obama trying to cover lots of bases
Kolb went down in a daze
Gore melted in a ‘Niners blaze
Megatron’s TD? Overturned
Pierre’s missing yardage? Never returned
Fucking tie? This is how my fantasy plays
Don’s bill has come due on his tab
Switching to beer is his rehab
Peggy tries to help, but Joan still hates
Bethany blows while Faye waits
Don Draper knows how to ride in a cab!
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