Deep Thoughts By No-Look McFadden: Episode 29

#1
So the final, tie-breaking question to help determine the winner of “Big Brother” asked how many times the house guests got slammed against the wall in the final competition. Mind you, this event happened like the day before. Yet, with the chance to win half a million beans on the line, both guys were like off by at least 150 times?!
So I ask: how could YOU be the person swinging on a rope into a wall for a fucking an hour and a half and miss your guess by that fucking much!? Much less both of them?! Serenity now.

#2
I think the 49ers are getting closer. I like their physicality and hope Alex Smith can continue to forget he’s Alex Smith. That being said, I’m not sure Mike Singletary needs to wear the giant wooden cross on Monday Night Football.
I remember the last San Francisco coach, Mike Nolan, got fined for wearing a suit on the sidelines. But this is within the NFL dress code?

#3
This dude lives on a floating bottle island. I don’t really have anything to add to that.

#4
“The Vikings need to go down there and hit that town like Katrina.” Really, Dan Hampton? I guess those ‘roids are finally taking a toll on that melon of yours. Too bad, I used to be a fan of “Danimal” of ’85 Bears defensive fame. Now, you’re just another douche who needs a microphone with a restraining order.

#5
The other day on the radio, I heard an ad touting the great city of Raleigh -- and it mentioned something about Apex. I’m not exactly sure why, but that kind of pissed me off.

#6
I’m a big fan of Jimmy Carter’s, and I can appreciate how he’s taken an underappreciated presidency and turned it into a career as a statesman and Nobel winner.
That being said, when his children were shown on “60 Minutes” recently, my comments were decidedly unpresidential, so I’ll just let the picture speak for itself.


Moving on. Quickly.

#7
Nick Reveiz has gone from former walk-on to starting linebacker at Tennessee. He’s the son of former Dolphins kicker Fuad Reveiz. That makes me feel old as hell.

#8
One of the most under-the-radar and underrated shows on TV, “The League” returned with a bang, as the gang journeyed to Vegas to host their fantasy football draft. I’m certainly no Chad Ochocinco fan, but I do have to say his extended cameo in this episode certainly added, instead of detracted, from the show.

#9
Is it me, or does “The Event” look like a clone of both “Heroes” and “Flashforward”? I guess the across-the networks quest to find a suitable “Lost” replacement continues on. I just hope that they give “The Event” more of a chance than ABC did for “Flashforward” if that’s the case.

#10
I’m not sure what the phrase “Deep South Peanut Pie” stands for in cult-speak, but I think you’ll join me in being creeped out as shit by this Damien kid.