The Holes have been cheating, and how
John Blake on agent payroll? Wow!
The tutor wrote papers and gave a hummer
They’ve been drugging their feet all summer
UNC-Cheat needs to fire Butch now
A top-25 ranking this week
Where will this season peak?
A 4-0 start for State
VT is next on the slate
Put the blinders on—don’t peek
So many seasons before have burned
And lots of trade offers been spurned
Now I can’t score points worth a lick
Yet 2-0-1? What a kick
Has the Scooters’ luck finally turned?
With the Fins, off are all bets
After losing to the goddam Jets
Play-calling is suspect at best
The Wildcat needs a rest
A win over the Patsies we gots to gets
Roger’s gotten Joan pregnant
Lucky Strikes gone despite Roger beggin’
A Chocolate Bunny for Lane?
‘Til his Dad beat ‘im down with a cane
Don goes from complicated to simple with Megan?
Last time …
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