Friday, September 10, 2010

Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXIV: When The OBX Calls, Plus Parcells Flies While Miles Sighs


Ready to head to Nags Head
Beer, waves and poker ahead
Always feel better at the OBX
The tide rises, a seagull pecks
Then off to Black Marlin to get fed

The Saints and the Vikes last night
An old-fashioned NFC fight
A new season in the Big Easy
The Butt Favre love made me queasy
He’s lost some arm strength and might

Tuna Helpers we once did trust
‘Til the 2009 draft was a bust
But it’s a new season’s eve
Anything up Sparano’s sleeve?
No longer have Ned Ginn to be cussed

Les emerged with nervous smiles
Though he got out-coached by Miles
Lucked out against a gang of cheaters
They can ball even if they ain’t good readers
“The Hat” is losing hair in piles

Much of Peggy Don demands
Bad news for Don from Western lands
Drunk Duck shits in a chair
Then ducks Don’s punch at air
Don and Peggy hold hands?!

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