Bad news swept Wolfpack Nation quickly
Nate Irving fell asleep and ran into a tree
The Predator could be sidelined for the season
State seems to be cursed for no reason
Though some think it's because of Jimmy V
Dennis Green never could coach a lick
Now he's saying Miami is the destination for Vick
You shake your head and say what the heck
He's got a pack of hot dogs on the back of his neck
But they aren't what you thought they were, you prick
"But Obama never woos us or asks us!
Never reads our illegible e-mails or faxes!"
More Republic bitching and moaning
After eight years of straining and groaning
Payback's a bitch, now shut up and pay your taxes
The "Miracle Girl" could swim only barely
She spent 13 hours clinging at sea
As 150 died in the Indian Ocean
Amidst a scene of sadness and emotion
Her rescue was a reason for glee
Blogging and exploring the Great Barrier Reef
"The Best Job in the World" indeed, good grief
Better than working at Mifflin-Dunder
I've always wanted to visit Down Under
This lucky bastard stole my dream job, that limey thief
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