It's true, many boys became mans
While staring at her poster-sized cans
But we must bid adieu to pretty Farrah
Who introduced mall chicks to big hair and mascara
She leaves many confused and heartbroken fans
The downfall of the Hurricanes now makes sense
About recruiting rankings their staff was quite dense
Football recruiting isn't like buying a Snoogle
You can't look for a linebacker on Google
Stars don't mean shite when the hitting's intense
The Cavs have moved with a quickness
Brought Shaq aboard as the "Big Witness"
Got as much game as he does nicknames
He'll be a great help to LeBron James
Now the rest of the NBA is scared shitless
At 50, Michael Jackson is dead
The "King of Pop" had a heart attack, it's said
His nose was as weird as Macauley Culkin
His mysterious preferences had the press sulkin'
He had as many hits as young boys that lived in his bed
They're off with the ping of a bat
Best team in the land, no doubting that
Here come the Bayou Bengals
Hitting homers with a few singles
National champs after taking Texas to the mat
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