Once again, he’s become attention-starved
Another media niche has he carved
But of course, niche rhymes with bitch
He threw another team in the ditch
Now another word for a fucking joke is a Favre
On the front steps, there were all kinds of shats
Looked like post-Mexican dinner for rats
So armed with a water hose, uncurled
And the shriek of a 6-year-old girl
I chased out a whole family of goddam bats
The underrated Viper knew how to defend
But a carjacking by thugs spelled his end
Vernon Forrest boxed and punched with precision
Though slowed by injury and split decisions
Now boxing has lost a role model and friend
She was the sweetheart of film for a while
Cute as a button with a memorable smile
Then Kate Hudson started getting passed around
From singers to actors to athletes she would bound
Now it’s A-Rod’s turn on the Kate Hudson drunk dial
Jupiter got crushed by a comet
Now fear’s causing some Earthlings to vomit
“What if one hits us?” they ask in a hurry
To them all I can say is, “Don’t worry”
Like “Armageddon” showed, we can just bomb it
The return of that piece of shit Vick
No NFL team will touch him with a stick
He lied to the Feds and he skated
Returns to the sport where he was overrated
Hope he snaps his femur in camp, that would be a kick
Last time …
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