Can't believe Matt Millen finally lost his job
As a general manager, he was quite a fat slob
He had blackmail pictures of the owner with goats
But fans finally voted him out with their booing throats
He and Joey Harrington can now meet for a beer and a sob
The last game for the stadium in the Bronx
When you visit, all you hear are screams and honks
I went to a Yankees game there one time
Saw a bum pissing on the sidewalk while in line
Lotsa history ruined by its many bandwagon, red-hat-wearin' wonks
The economy has experienced a record drop
Who can fix it? Everyone's favorite grandpop
But is McCain's campaign now failin'?
And is he trying to hide Sarah Palin?
You're part of the problem, not the solution, so just stop
It's just like shootin' fish in a barrel
Happens every year under choking Pete Carroll
Another head-scratching loss for a team that's fakin'
They're the NCAA equivalent of Clay Aiken
The Pac 10 bottom-feeders always put USC at peril
The Fins kicked the shite out of the Pats
The Pack ruined the season of the delusional Pi-Rats
LSU took down Auburn in the fourth quarter
UNC lost to a coach with a giant goiter
A damn good football weekend, to my teams I tip my hats
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