Wednesday, September 17, 2008

"Groundhog Day 2" Being Replayed In Queens By Gutless Mets


After last season's epic collapse, this year's follow-up choke job for the Metsies was simply inevitable. And yesterday, after the fourth loss in five games, New York finally fell out of first place. On top of that, a pregame team meeting was promptly followed by being shut out again.

As manager Jerry Manuel gives vain pep talks and assumes the fetal position in the corner of the clubhouse, former Mets skipper Willie Randolph is somewhere sipping a gin and juice and laughing with Isaiah Thomas.

Serenity now.

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