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Monday, September 29, 2008
A Dark Day In Scooterville ...
Apparently, Scarlett Johansson went ahead and got married in secret, thus destroying a potentially electric relationship between us that the paparazzi was bound to dub "Scootlett."
Oh, well. Her forehead was always too big for me anyway.
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