Apparently, with only Ned Ginn Jr. in tow, the Dolphins are running short on fragile, overcompensated, overrated former Ohio State wide receivers. That's why Miami is all set to sign the until-now-only-rumored fifth Pointer Sister, Terry Glenn (shown above backstage after opening up for Chaka Kahn). Can Joey Galloway and David Boston be far behind?
For a long time, Glenn was best known as the high first-round draft pick famously referred to as "she" by his coach with the New England Patriots, Bill Parcells. Now, Parcells serves as the czar of player personnel for the 'Fins, meaning that he has now pursued and added a player he called a bitch to three different teams (Patsies, Cowboys, 'Fins).
Perhaps the saddest part of this story is that Miami is in such shape that a 34-year-old, injury-prone transvestite automatically becomes the best receiver on the squad.
When is the 2009 NFL Draft again? *Sigh*
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Dude, I'm laughing and I'm crying. But mostly laughing
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