Monday, July 14, 2008

10 Good Things About the LPGA’s Paula Creamer


1. She shot a 60 in one of her rounds at the Jamie Farr Classic, dropping seven birdies on the front nine.

2. She went on to win the Jamie Farr Classic for her fifth career win. “Klinger” would be so proud.

3. Her nickname is the “Pink Panther.” No comment.

4. On a not-completely-unrelated note, she has a ready-made porn name already built in for her post-golf career.

5. She’s earned more than $5 million already in career earnings.

6. She looks a bit like L.C. from “The Hills.” This is a good thing.

7. She is one of the top five women’s golfers in the world.

8. She is 21 years old (this may not, in fact, be a good thing. I don't know these things anymore).

9. She is not unattractive.

10. She likes golf. A lot.

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