Limerick Friday LXXXIII: Brett Fahv-ruh Ain’t No Short Round

Threatening to retire for five years
He walked away a few times in tears
His love of the numbness of Vicadin
Eclipsed only by that of John Madden
It’s time for Brett Favre to quit disrespecting his peers

I once worked for a midget who couldn’t see me
He was called “Blindy” by a dead-ringer for Mimi
It was a blunder that led to her firing
Of her sadomasochistic tendencies I’m not inquiring
But apparently men in dog cages make her dreamy

Another blog for the Asian ‘stache we clowned
Went anonymous after burning his reputation to the ground
Of dating, couldn’t imagine anyone knowing less
Secretly dreams of a semi-retarded EZU fan to caress
Bitter because Spielberg never called about him being Short Round

More layoffs by a joke of a company in pharma
Those left fire off resumes in alarm-a
You treat people like shit it comes back in the end
Leaves you with a bad reputation and without a friend
Pretty soon they’ll find out what a bitch is that kharma

To another great comic we bid adieu
George Carlin was a genius, ‘tis true
Of politics and religion he wasn’t scared
Treaded on ground where no one else dared
In his honor, I counted curse words numbering 72

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