Is there a bigger phony around than A-Rod?
Adultery sponsored by the scientology “god”?
He called Madonna his freaking soulmate
Someone tell him that this ain’t 1988
She’s a busted, Botox-ridden ho—but maybe you’re two peas in a pod
She tried every color pantsuit with no luck
Obama helping Hillary cover the debt with which she’s stuck?
She paid out of her own purse for personal gain
To attack him with a slimy campaign
You would think Barack would tell her to go take a flying fuck
More hidden info that Katrina trailers were dangerous as hell
Too many passing out while thinking, “What is that smell?”
45 times the safe level of formaldehyde is too much to take
No regulations put even more lives at stake
If this government cares about its own country, it’s hard to tell
We all know that the Dolphins ain’t good
As Herb Sendek said, they have to keep chopping wood
But chainsawing firewood in the Texas July
Is no way to become Miami’s #1 QB guy
But if anyone could improve minus one finger, Josh McCown could
Carrying a sign that said “McCain=Bush”
Got a 60-year-old librarian thrown out on her tush
Tells you about how bad this administration has lost
When the more mention of W’s name gets you tossed
Who will McCain turn to when his wheelchair needs a push?
Last time …
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