Limerick Friday LXXI: Do The Gambinos Have Time To Visit The White House?

Anti-mafia agents go after the Gambino family
62 arrests from New York to Sicily
Scary work taking on the mob
That’s a rather dangerous job
Seems safer to bust lip synchers like Milli Vanilli

The Patsies went out like bitches
Had me laughing ‘til I was in stitches
Got bested by one Eli Manning
Who once played a lot like Dakota Fanning
Homeless Belicheat spends his offseason living in ditches

W says to endorse the GOP
To continue his campaign to destroy the country
He says, “Eliminate all taxes on the rich!”
And, “Make sure you defeat that Democratic bitch!”
Counting the days ‘til that Texas ‘tard is made to flee

The Pack had a terrific Signing Day
Uneventful, but on the recruiting trails they made hay
Unlike Kevin Hart, who is the butt of all jokes
Since he perpetrated quite a loser hoax
Tommy O’Irish is getting some talent, I’d have to say

"Lost" has returned once again
New visitors are looking for Ben
But Ben Linus is still alive? Good lord
He’s taken more punches than Irish Mickey Ward
We’ll find out what happened to the Oceanic 6, but when?

Last time ...