So “industry insiders” report that Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz take part in a jaw-dropping lesbian scene in Woody Allen’s new flick “Vicky Cristina Barcelona.”
[speechless]
[letting that sink in]
[still speechless]
Now, Scarlett has teased us before, but if this rumor is true, then Allen will go from being one of the most overrated filmmakers of all time -- he has basically made a career out of playing a stuttering manic-depressive with social anxiety disorder on-screen and an incestuous, confusing elf off it -- to the most misunderstood genius in the history of the world.
This is life-changing stuff we’re talking about here.
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