Limerick Friday LXXII: Back From The Writer’s Strike

W has a pet spy bill that he’d like to get set
Guess he’s unconcerned about the out-of-control debt
If he doesn’t have enough votes, he’ll just raise the threat level
Put nothing past that sneaky, coked-up devil
Jeezus christy – is it freaking November yet?

Wouldn’t mind being the other “Other Boleyn Sister”
If Natalie and Scarlett needed a judge for naked Twister
Never knew Natty Port and I had so much in common
Besides loving to eat noodles, Raman
We both had a dream about Scarlett in which we kissed her

“Lost” has been dragging somewhat
Though not as bad as last season’s early rut
Looks like Desmond is the key to this season
Locke’s struggling to lead without reason
When you see future Kate with Aaron you say, “What?”

A wanker finds his way to Afghanistan
As he tries to rid his hair of the sand
He says to himself, “I need a rinse …
What the hell am I doing? I’m a bloody prince!
This is a job for Harry Potter and his merry band.”

All across the RBC Center the boos were heard
For the bottom-dwelling Pack that was once picked third
“How low can this goddam team go?”
Was the question for confused Coach Lowe
Sad when your best player now is Ferguson, Turd

Last time …