Monday, February 04, 2008

Giants Won, Cheaters Zero



Hey Patsies,

You let that guy pictured above beat you out of an undefeated season. How bout doze wicked retahded apples?

And Bill Belicheat was classy ‘til the end, elbowing an official aside to scamper off to the locker room in his Hobo Starter Kit before the game was even over. Hopefully someone on the video crew was able to videotape the quickest exit from University of Phoenix Stadium so he could make his escape even easier.

And thus, here’s the story of the 2007-08 New England Patriots:

Cheaters never win. Winners never cheat.

Remember that, Beantowners. Long live the Perfect ’72 Dolphins.

Signed,
Mercury Morris

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