The instruments, they will just pack
They say they will never come back
The White Stripes revolutionized blues sound
One of the few originals left around
Say it ain’t so, Meg and Jack
A top-20 haul? What a feat
Pay, bribe, rinse and repeat
Listen to Butch’s lies
He won’t look in your eyes
That’s the Carolina Way at UNC-Cheat
In Malawi, an interesting ban
Farting outlawed? If they can
Trying to give noses some peace
But flatulence hard to police
They should just buy a huge fan
Most of the country battered and how
The nation needs one enormous snow plow
“Thunder snow” is the latest thing
Wondering how long ‘til spring
Ready for an end to “Snowpocalypse Now”
To many, Signing Day is the suck
While others simply get star struck
Some sit in basements and dream
But until you play for my team
I’m more like, “Who gives a f%^k?”
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