First trip ‘cross the pond since my hiring
One dude narrowly avoided a firing
Bad teeth and attitudes resounded
But beautiful sights abounded
England was still cool even if tiring
All the hubbub in the Windy City
Is the status of Jay Cutler’s knee
Did he quit on his team under fire?
Can he deal with the new rep he did acquire?
One step from the Super Bowl, what a pity
Let’s win the future, he said
No more earmarks, he plead
Innovation is the route to being green
Bipartisanship more than a dream?
The State of the Union gave hope instead
Lack of heart makes you run slow
A team full of tin men reach a new low
Now’s the time for action, not talking
The coach is a dead man walking
Sorry, but Sidney Lowe’s gotta go
Coup de’etats feature new flags unfurled
Car bombs explode around the world
Tornados and floods all around
Blizzards of snow cover the ground
2011 has us in the fetal position, curled
Last time …
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