Friday, February 25, 2011

Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXV: Reaching New Lowes In Raleigh, Plus Turmoil Continues Internationally


Zeller flopping like a Dookie kid
Henson asking for an elbow to the lid
Another last-second collapse for State
Against the team they most hate
The T was way too late, Sid

Murders in the Middle East
Oppression of those who have least
Freedom’s price too high?
Violence that makes you ask, “Why?”
Don’t stop ‘til the gunfire’s ceased

Carmelo headed to the Knicks
Traded for a collection of hicks
Isaiah involved at the end of the day
Dude’s an epic fail in every way
The NBA is about dunks and bricks

A quick trip to see Uncle Ben
LaGuardia, Connecticut, back again
We braved all the New York roadies
So Ube could meet all the Cody’s
100 years old? Here’s to 110!

A magnitude of 6.3
Destroying every building and tree
103 lost in the ‘quake
Devastation in its wake
New Zealand, best hopes for thee

Last time

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