A Republican resigns from the House
Went on Craiglist to cheat on his spouse
He’s married, but you wouldn’t know
Went shirtless for his online photo
Christopher Lee the latest fraudulent louse
“Wear have you gone, Larry?”
A clever sign for all to see
Cameron the site of UNC-Duke
Makes other fans want to puke
But the Pack is so bad it’s scary
The Packers played with verve
Threw Pittsburgh for a curve
Only a coupla commercials were funny
But Rodgers was right on the money
Big Ben got what he deserved, the perv
Four defensive line coaches in a year
Over the hill at UNC-Queer
The last one was there for 30 days
Lied to recruits and they signed with pay
Cheating goes on, but Butch never fears
Is Mubarak finally out?
A sad state, there is no doubt
Pyramids made of ancient stones
Assaults made with pharaoh bones
Egypt, please come out of this stout
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