Big hits all around the NFL
Lots of guys still hearing a ringing bell
Concussions are no laughing matter
But overreactions are even badder
D can’t even tackle anymore, what the hell?!
Made it out to Pack Media Day
Faked an appointment, what can I say?
A new energy around State hoops
Optimism up until that first “oops”
Can’t believe the season’s coupla weeks away
It’s the election time of the year
Who’s a foreigner, socialist or queer?
These are the questions asked
As the real issues say masked
Is there any political integrity up in here?
Unprepared for a Pirate attack
A morose trip to Greenville and back
A devastating loss to Muffin’s crew
Shows the pointlessness of playing EZU
Now a much-needed bye for the Pack
To Megan, Don getting married?!
Rog’s baby, Joan still carried!
Faye compromised and knew Don’s schtick
Then he showed he was really a Dick
But the agency not quite dead and buried
Last time …
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