Wednesday, October 06, 2010

Sorry, Chuckles, But You Had To Know This Was Coming ...


With apologies to Charles Kuralt:

"What is it that binds us to this place as to no other?
It is not the tutor or the agents or the stonewalling the NCAA.
Or Marvin's hot July nights in Miami or the memory of that time Butch almost beat NC State.
Our loyalty is not only to Chris Hawkins, though we are proud of the 200 years he’s going to serve.
Nor even to John Blake, though we are proud of the players he bought for us the last three years.
No, our love for this place is based on the fact that it is, as it was meant to be, the University of the Cheaters."


Here's the original, in case you're interested.

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