Friday, March 05, 2010

Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXIX: Science, Facts Terrify The Small-Minded, Plus “Lost” Sets Up Closing 10 Epis


Global warming is next up for the geeks
Won’t stop at creationism, these religious freaks
Some truly believe it’s all a hoax
And I’m not making these jokes
All I can say is that our “society” really reeks

The Olympics came off quite clean
Canada-USA hockey, a great final scene
Apolo Ohno used Jedi mind tricks
To make others fall during his medal kicks
See alla ya’ll again in 2014

Of controversy, we’ve had our portion
Health care ended by abortion?
Can’t appreciate the irony
When you’re blinded by hypocrisy
The whole debate killed by news distortion

We opened up the box with much glee
With happy thoughts of everything HD
I set it up without much trouble
Then paused amidst the Styrofoam rubble
And said quietly, “Holy shit, that’s a big TV”

From the temple Dogan did Sayid expel
The Man in Black has extended his spell
Sacrifice was Sayid’s fate
‘Til his scale tipped toward hate
Now Kate to follow Locke into hell?

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