Drove drunk off the gay-club grounds
From the passenger seat came slurping sounds
Got pulled by a copper for a DUI
Said, “But I’m an anti-gay Senator guy!”
Republican hypocrisy knows no bounds
Return of the shoulder-Hanging Chad
Seeing #10 back makes me glad
Henne could use a mentor
Not just a clipboard renter
Drafting Pat White still makes me sad
Quite a downfall for one Corey Haim
As Lucas, he acted quite lame
A “Lost Boy.” say the headlines
A sad reality show gave us signs
All punchlines aside, what a shame
Nobody said it would be easy
A student paper can be a bit cheesy
No pay and takes loads of time
But losing it would be a crime
Thinking of no Technician makes me queasy
To Alex, history he did teach
His blackmail was a bit of a reach
For Linus, is redemption in store?
In that sub is Charles Widmore
An emotional reunion at the beach
Last time …
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