One thug cheap-shotted Boise State
Another choked his girl with hate
The quarterback stole from a house
One punked coach with the click of a mouse
Maybe Nike-orange jumpsuits are Oregon’s fate?
LT can no longer cut on a dime
Concussions robbed Westbrook of his prime
Tough sledding for 30-something RBs
Broken down, with broken knees
Ricky’s looking smarter all the time
Toyota crashed with a resounding splat
On American excess they grew fat
But they’re working hard to fix the past!
50,000 cars fixed a day—ain’t that fast!
Of course, nothing bad could come of that …
There once was a douche named Dick Rod
Thought he could run over the Big 10 like roughshod
He installed the spread in a running league
And they practiced until the point of fatigue
Even cheating ain’t working for West Virginia’s ex-god
A disgruntled son for our hero Jack
Crazy Claire’s in cahoots with the Man in Black
Lighthouse mirrors get smashed
Hopes for the temple’s safety get dashed
Does Jack have what it takes to get Jacob’s back?
Last time …
No comments:
Post a Comment