More than a century in the making
Health care reform was painstaking
Now buncha whining old farties
Threatening tea parties
You’re irrelevant, so keep belly-aching
Northern Iowa ended the Kansas dream
‘Nova got bitched by Shamsid-Deen
Sparty ended General Grievis
Pitt played a lot like Beavis
Should be an intriguing Sweet Sixteen
Never picked up the phone a bit
“Shitcanned” in the UK = “not a good fit”
Stole from the company till
Clipped her fingernails at will
Get the F out, you fraud piece of shit
Hamstrings sidelined one of their best playas
How fragile you are, Jose Reyes
A fucking imbalanced thyroid?
Not even taking a goddam steroid?
Oh my Mets, you’re such a (Southern pronunciation) may-ess
Over a bottle, Jacob fights the evil fella
150 years ago, Richard lost Isabella
Then his soul he tried to save
In return he became a slave
Now can he save them from hell-a?
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