One arm is twice as big as the other
Has a haircut only loved by his mother
He had never lost on the clay courts of France
Even though he wears girly capris as pants
Nadal's streak ended, but will Federer start another?
Another year, Ohio State again beaten by tons
Another season, the Buckeyes leave with beaten buns
But this time it wasn't the SEC
It wasn't even football, you see
Instead of points, this time they got crushed by 31 runs
Corruption has reached the rankings of our higher schools
Are you shocked, considering some of these gene pools?
Manipulation makes U.S. News & World Report a joke
As integrity winds up going up in smoke
Is it Clemson or the magazines that are run by fools?
Some question the double standard of the NCAA
Some are untouchable, like Roy Williams and Coach K
Big programs usually get a free pass
While others get knocked on their ass
But not sure I'd be defending Calipari if I was UK
For the longest time, thugs resided over at the U
But now it's Urban Meyer who is running a criminal zoo
Arrests are stacking up like Tim Tebow bibles
But the Gators aren't questioned like their in-state rivals
You don't think the media falls for stereotypes, do you?
The best team in the history of the ACC?
57-1 over two years was a sight to see
The '74 Wolfpack boasted the incomparable DT
Towe, Burleson and Stoddard, also a formidable three
Under Sloan, they ended the Bruin dynasty with glee
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