Always one step ahead of the NCAA, that Calipari clown
Leaves programs in shambles as he leaves town
Is anyone surprised that Memphis is the last?
The Teflon Weeble Wobble has a sordid past
He cheats and he lies, but he never goes down
Torturing horses makes me say, "What the hecks?"
And the next words I have are, "Fucking rednecks!"
Who chases wild horses on ATVs for a thrill?
And doesn't stop there but decides to kill?
Hope you burn in hell on your way out of the OBX
Another individual title put up on the trophy rack
More good news for the resurgent Wolfpack
Matt Hill is the newest winner in State's camp
He puts up 69s like a freaking champ
Here comes the Red and White, and that's a fact, Jack
There ain't shit on TV these days
Most of it makes my eyes glaze
The season finales left me spent
Still wondering where "Lost" went
Guess I'll finally see whether Netflix pays
It's true that recruiting rankings are shams
A Clemson assistant coach is exposing the scams
They're a joke for the most part
They show nothing about heart
Some coaches are more about PR, like Butch's lambs
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